Look at this mitt, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my kitchen collection's complete? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem...

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu...

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten...

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped!...

Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if you didn't take a slice. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya....

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over....

Endlich gibt es sie wieder!!!!

Tolle Frühstücksbrettchen mit Spruch.
Ein super Wink mit dem Zaunpfahl für den Schwiegeelternbesuch! Oder sonstige (un)liebsame...