My favorite part about this oven mitt is the two cute horsies, snacking and chatting up a storm, on the back. They're probably talking about what they're having for lunch. I mean, what else is...

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem isolierten...

Look at this mitt, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my kitchen collection's complete? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem...

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu...

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
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It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten...

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped!...

Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if you didn't take a slice. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high....

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya....

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. Kommen die...