See what we did there? 

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus dem Hause Blue Q über die Mann sich freut und ohne Augenverdrehen...

I Almost DIED but it was jaust a cold

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus...

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. 

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es...

AIN'T NO BAD JOKE LIKE A DAD JOKE
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!
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Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were...